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The Abercrombie Stench

thewarindrew:

notthatkindagay:

lawful:

cajunkate:

I mean, can we talk about this? That stench of cologne that punches you in the face when you get within 100 feet of this joint? It’s so obnoxious as to seem almost illegal. Like if you had a scent allergy, you wouldn’t break out in hives, you’d spontaneously combust. So gross.

Them and Hollister. Does anyone actually go into those stores? Do they supply gas masks?

WHAT? I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER THE MUSIC…

YEAH!  I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER THE FUCKING MUSIC EITHER!  WHY DOES MY KING SMOOTHIE TASTE LIKE ABERCROMBIE WOODS?  WHAAAAAAAAAT?  YOU WANT THAT SHIRT???  BUT IT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE THE SAME SHIRT YOU BOUGHT LAST SEASON!  WHY DOES EVERYTHING IN HERE LOOK THE SAME AS IT ALWAYS DOES????  WHY ARE YOU SPENDING $50 ON A POLO??????  I HATE THIS STORE!  CAN WE LEEEEEEAVE NOW?!

Fear not! If someone passes out, there are 2 shirtless lifeguards on duty at the front of the store!

Via WAR
  1. bopeepinthebutchershop reblogged this from lishmay and added:
    I don’t really shop in either store, but I like the way they smell. Sue me, whatever.
  2. adamthewonderpup reblogged this from sugarcreamcandy and added:
    walked by the store on saturday and i still smell it. my two friends coughed like asthmatics (sp)
  3. lishmay reblogged this from rosasparks and added:
    I went into Hollister with my little sister and asked her why they had lost power while the rest of the mall was lit. At...
  4. coreyaevans reblogged this from sugarcreamcandy
  5. jasencomstock reblogged this from thewarindrew and added:
    You damn kids don’t know how good you have it. Im my day there was Abercrombie & fitch and that was it. And Structure....
  6. darrenbrockes reblogged this from wearetheweirdos and added:
    Abercrombie has machines that dispense the cologne every seven minutes. Also, the employees spray the clothing.
  7. valeriek reblogged this from carolynsfebruary and added:
    I heard that this is sort of a reverse-psychology marketing gimmick. No, really. The kids who like to shop there don’t...
  8. celesti reblogged this from jaclynday and added:
    I absolutely hate walking by a store and tasting the scent that’s pouring out its doors!
  9. stopnicole reblogged this from sugarcreamcandy and added:
    The one time I decided to venture into Hollister, I got lost. It was so dark and there were so many strange clothing...
  10. sugarcreamcandy reblogged this from koolikeplastic and added:
    at the alderwood mall we have like 3 abercrombies, a hollister and some other similar store. jon and I always dance as i...
  11. koolikeplastic reblogged this from carolynsfebruary and added:
    haygirlhay:jackieheartsb:notthatkindagay:lawful:cajunkate:...my sister and i dance like...
  12. sassy-meditations reblogged this from lawful and added:
    Tweens love those stores. But I do have to laugh at this, I know a chick that just told me she cleaned her daughter’s...
  13. hershapeinthedoorway reblogged this from jaclynday and added:
    I ALWAYS say, “Smells like baby prostitute” when I walk by one. ALWAYS.
  14. carolynsfebruary reblogged this from haygirlhay and added:
    jackieheartsb:notthatkindagay:lawful:cajunkate:...hahah so much truth.
  15. likeanintrovert reblogged this from vannehlu and added:
    LOL I found this funny.
  16. vannehlu reblogged this from jaclynday
  17. oh-mark reblogged this from wearetheweirdos and added:
    It’s just like American Eagle clothes, I get really frustrated when I see people (mainly guys) dressed up head to toe in...
  18. shrimpfriedbryce reblogged this from thewarindrew and added:
    Fear not! If someone passes out, there are 2 shirtless lifeguards on duty at the front of the store!
  19. ruthiedearman reblogged this from wearetheweirdos and added:
    overpriced clothes, people who dont live in california reppin california for seventy bucks a shirt, snobbby workers,...
  20. yeahbitches reblogged this from wearetheweirdos and added:
    i was in there the other day and my friend found a bottle of spray and the label said “spray on clothes from 1 foot...
  21. sarahjessicamarmaladeakamarmie reblogged this from wearetheweirdos and added:
    I get a headache just walking by the place, but I will put up with it when they have those live male models stand in the...
  22. fortunaforme reblogged this from wearetheweirdos and added:
    I think someone with respiratory problems needs to sue them for this travesty. It is TERRIBLE. The smell isn’t...
  23. haygirlhay reblogged this from jaclynday and added:
    They figure they need to assault all of your senses - if you’re choking on cologne, seizuring from blinking lights, and...
  24. thewarindrew reblogged this from notthatkindagay and added:
    YEAH! I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER THE FUCKING MUSIC EITHER! WHY DOES MY KING SMOOTHIE TASTE LIKE ABERCROMBIE WOODS?...
  25. wearetheweirdos reblogged this from notthatkindagay and added:
    At the mall the only ATM that works is right in front of Hollister and I needed some money so I was forced to use it. I...
  26. rosasparks reblogged this from notthatkindagay
  27. axelrod reblogged this from notthatkindagay
  28. iseeellis reblogged this from notthatkindagay and added:
    I CAN’T SEE! WHY ARE ALL THE LIGHTS OFF? OH GOD, THE SMELL. PLEASE MAKE IT STOP.
  29. jaclynday reblogged this from notthatkindagay and added:
    WHERE ARE THE LIGHTS I CAN’T SEE YOU OR HEAR YOU AND I CAN’T BREATHE OMG I’M IN HELL
  30. notthatkindagay reblogged this from lawful and added:
    WHAT? I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER THE MUSIC…
  31. lawful reblogged this from cajunkate and added:
    Them and Hollister. Does anyone actually go into those stores? Do they supply gas masks?
  32. yankeegirl reblogged this from cajunkate and added:
    bunch of sophmores jump...your car before. Oh christ..
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