February 2008
61 posts
“it [took] a Clinton to clean up after the first Bush, and it may take another...”
– probably the quote of the night from the democratic debates tonight. i’m not a big hilary supporter, but i must admit, she handled this question quite well. the question was from a reader on politico.com: i’m a 38 year old female and i have yet to vote in an election that did not have...
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January 2008
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eubanks: i'm coming in just a second, but you don't have to wait on me.
btom: that's what she said.
Jan 31st
holy crap!!! this scares the ish out of me!!! →
and it all suddenly makes sense to me now… Disclaimer: ***WARNING*** - vid link may be unsuitable for kids raised in Detroit. 
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“I was late getting here because I had to take the bus…I sold my car yesterday to...”
– the saga continues, let me introuduce iggy the iguana
Jan 30th
weee! where would patrick bateman live!?!  →
Jan 29th
cool wallpaper for your monitor →
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“MINDJABIDNESS!”
Jan 25th
youngie's mom talks about his dags back home.... →
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“Guys: Gawker is handling this with class, and you know it. That this happened...”
– i kind of agree with this commenter
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“Some 3 billion fortune cookies are made each year, almost all in the United...”
– random story on fortune cookies (c/o cb)
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“As we started it, we asked, how do we draw people in and have them say,...”
– nice to see Cloverfield live up to its hype. often times, new marketing ideas build tons of buzz only to lead up to anticlimatic release weekends. the movie opened to the tune of $41mm - a record for any january release. i still remember nearly a year ago, seeing the UNNAMED trailer on apple. i...
Jan 21st
LLPlat: but I prefer Dick
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“It comes to a point where there are certain things you just can’t do. And...”
– Chesapeake Delegate Sponsors Nutty Bill
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hands down, pants off, let's go! →
UPDATE: it brings a whole new meaning to ‘if you see a suspicious PACKAGE, report it’
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who's more in the wrong here? [thanks cb] →
Jan 10th
How I made SLOPPY JOES tonight: - brown 1.5 pounds lean ground sirloin - drain grease - add one can sweet corn niblets - add half can green chiles - add one can manwhich sauce - add garlic salt, paprika, chile powder - increase heat for 5 mins - reduce heat to simmer for 10 mins - turn off heat, let sit for 10 mins - toast hamburger bun - spread mayo on both pieces - add sloppy joe to buns -...
Jan 10th
do blogs need a purpose? i’m a man of routine, and if i shoot from the hip, things always fall by the wayside. i dont’t want that to happen to my tumblr, but it seems like a random stream of internal thoughts does not a blog make. if i added structure to the blog with things like feel-good fridays, foodie-mondays, politcal tuesdays… would that make it better? or would it make...
Jan 7th
“It’s controlling the systems that are keeping people from plunging to...”
– boeing says oops [thanks matt]
Jan 6th
thank denton for this →
Jan 4th
Update: Lotion Debate on Twitter →
Jan 4th
lotion. duh.
how many guys put lotion on? feel free to comment anonymously if you’re embarrassed, but we have an office wager going on, so truth is paramount to reputation right now…. due to the sub-artic weather of late, my legs were dry and itchy, so i put some lotion on this morning. everyone in the office was shocked by this, which leads me to think they all have scarily scaly, itchy, dry...
Jan 4th
feel good friday link - unbreakable  →
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Jan 3rd
“Late Night Talk Shows Suck without their Writers”
– ME /AS I FLIP BACK AND FORTH BETWEEN JAY LENO AND DAVID LETTERMAN TONIGHT/
Jan 3rd
JIBJAB 2007 IN REVIEW →
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somewhere, a brand marketer is weeping in his/her...
me: what does 'sporting dunks' mean?
colleague1: maybe dunks are like trunks for your torso
colleague2: maybe something on a car
colleague3: sporting a dunk?
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