December 2007
31 posts
SO YOU THINK YOU CAN FIGHT A FIVE YEAR OLD ... →
apparently, i can take on 30. post your score in the comments.
“I am.
I love dog spooning.”
– denton
i am [not] a legend, i'm WAY BETTER →
01.18.08 - this looks even sicker! seriosuly, i don’t even want to see i am legend anymore…
UPDATED LINK LIST
added my buddy dentonmd to the good ol’ blog list. definitely worth checking out - contributingcomments
http://www.wsbtv.com/sports/14875683/detail.html →
not sure how i feel about this one. i think michael vick is a deplorable human being for what he did to those dogs. i also can’t fathom how anyone could SUPPORT the douche. HOWEVER, fining these a-holes for their support seems a bit odd to me. as the saying goes, i may hate what you have to say, but i’ll defend to my death, your right to say it. maybe that’s a naive and...
“guy: what are you thinking?
girl: i’m thinking you just friended my...”
– october road
feel good friday link - 12.14.07 →
most awesomest headline. ever. →
awesome story - moose pwn3d →
no, i swear, i thought it was lotion
the ROID LIST finally came out: the obvious: barry bonds, jason giambi, gary sheffield, roger clemens, mo vaughn the surprises: andy pettitte, david justice, miguel tejada *****” Despite the steroid controversy, Major League Baseball enjoyed record revenues of $6 billion this year, and for the fourth year in a row, the league set a total attendance record. “ This begs the...
“The report by former Senate Majority Leader George Mitchell will include names...”
nothing exciting to blog. looking forward to possible coating of snow tomorrow. oh, and YAY - 12 days till christmas. let the countdown officially begin!
“today i lost my right-hand man”
– my left glove
BOARDING AT BELLEAYRE (DAY IN PICS)
view from bitch navigator seat: ravens at morning pitstop at mcdonalds: :: fun day of boarding (sorry, no pics, i left the cam in the car):: the sun was setting as we were leaving: but we always have time for pics. here’s the HBIC: and youngie and brycey: this was the infamous backstreet bedroom that played host to three different pairings on the trip: and then finally, the three...
GONE BOARDING
UPDATE: WE BOARDED AT BELLEAYRE INSTEAD - $61 for rental and lift ticket, not bad! i will be pwning these guys on the slopes tomorrow. can’t wait. thanks @dentonmd for driving! i will also be going with an aussie bird. this shall be painful fun. it’ll be my first time on east coast snow. everyone tells me it sucks compared to west coast conditions, but i don’t care. we’re going to Hunter. i...
ASIAN MORMONS - MORSIANS
do they exist? my friend lolmatty sent me a scathing diatribe of Romney’s speech. this prompted me to ask doakers - can asians be mormon? he told me to ask yahoo! no such luck. no one in the history of yahoo! answers had ever wondered the same thing as i. so with a few key strokes, i threw the question out to the public and holy crap, i was not expecting the responses i got. i thought...
“do you ever eat a cookie?”
– barbara walters manages to ask victoria beckham. with a botoxed straight face.
“Maruca Kovac told the Omaha World-Herald that Hawkins showed her an SKS...”
wow, netball DOES exist. no. really.
“Why is Ronald McDonald a clown?”
“in·som·ni·a (ĭn-sŏm’nē-ə)
n. Chronic inability to fall asleep or...”
TONGUE!
“I don’t mind those nights, tired as I am: His sight is poor, but in the...”
– the boy in the moon (hat tip to paull)
HOLIDAY DINNER 2007
one day i hope my place will be as stylish as Joe Squared: and so that i may live up to my artsy alter ego:
Five things I have to see, Five things you have to...
I have to see: Scottish Highlands (shot out to dotSara, i’ve been dreaming of this for awhile now!) Lions in their natural habitat The Real Outback - Australia Galapagos Islands CAL playing in the Rose Bowl You have to see: Book - Lovely Bones Movie - Beyond The Sea View - Central Park: NYC from someone’s residence/office TV Show - America’s Top Smartest Model Restaurant...
