SHRIMPFRIEDBRYCE

Cali kid, born and bred, living it up in NYC.

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stryker:

My wife works for DC’s Center of Military History in a huge underground warehouse (think the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark). She spends her days sifting through old guns, ammo and uniforms. In the last couple of week’s she’s played with Robert E. Lee’s cap and Hermann Goering’s jewel-encrusted wedding sword (I know).

Today she came home looking like she’d been hit by a truck. She told me that because her building is moving, her department has to go through every single box and re-catalog every single item in the army’s collection.

Today she heard muffled crying coming from a far corner. She followed the noise and found several coworkers kneeling over a wooden box, crying openly. This is especially strange because my wife works almost exclusively with hardened Vietnam veterans. One guy, who was high-ranking Special Forces (basically a real-life Rambo), had tears streaming down his cheeks, soaking his handlebar mustache.

As she approached, my wife found the box full of baby clothes. A torn pair of frilly socks. A bloodstained onesies reading “Tuesday” to help a mother manage the week’s laundry. A charred sling patterned with princesses.

She eventually found the box’s tag. It read:

“Infant Clothing | Flight 93 | 091101”

permalink WANT. Waterpoof HD Camcorder for $99. Set to be released later this month.
WANT. Waterpoof HD Camcorder for $99. Set to be released later this month.
permalink GPOW - New favorite Summer t-shirt edition
GPOW - New favorite Summer t-shirt edition
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fuckyeahtattoos:

aayla:
THIRD SESSION — 5 hours with James Kern at No Hope No Fear. Filled in cuttlefish body and started on the baby cuttlefishes. (via Aayla!)
This is stunning!


Wow, this is amazing, the details on the tentacles are insane.

sandinmymouth:

fuckyeahtattoos:

aayla:

THIRD SESSION — 5 hours with James Kern at No Hope No Fear. Filled in cuttlefish body and started on the baby cuttlefishes. (via Aayla!)

This is stunning!

Wow, this is amazing, the details on the tentacles are insane.

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People in NYC aren’t rude – they’re focused, individualistic and ambitious. They move insanely fast, and people used to a slower pace of life can interpret this as rude. But the truth is, we’re just people. In times of crisis we come together. If you’re lost ask anybody in the subway for directions and they’ll help. We hold doors, say excuse me and generally don’t degrade into street brawls over stealing cabs in the rain.
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Interesting concept Diesel…. I think we’d get along REAL well ;)

Where did you find this promotion? Is this legit?

exceptforthisone:

Interesting concept Diesel…. I think we’d get along REAL well ;)

Where did you find this promotion? Is this legit?

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thedailywhat:

Meet Your New Internet Celebrity of the Day: This clip of a verbal altercation between a man and an extremely unusual dog owner is destined for explosive viral status, so we’re getting in on the ground floor.

Let me just say this: If biting crotches is wrong, I don’t want to be right.

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Charo’s estranged sister surfaces in Van Nuys. But eeez justah peeench!

permalink This picture is trippy. Pandas? Wait no, Elephants! Wait no, pandaphants!!!
This picture is trippy. Pandas? Wait no, Elephants! Wait no, pandaphants!!!
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adamiss:

Dina of the Real Housewives of New Jersey on VH1’s My Big Fat Fabulous Wedding - a few years ago!

As The Frisky puts it, “Dina (looking the same), Caroline (a little thinner), and even little Lexi lit up my living room as I watched the we-swear-we’re-not-part-of-the-mob clan plan the 600-person, $1 million dollar wedding.”

And yes, she says buh-bies.

Pointed out to me by ShrimpFriedBryce.

In related news, is anyone else pissed off that they totally led us on and never revealed what Danielle did?!?!